SANTA BLKS - CHRISTMAS LOG EVENT HELP - BY JOHN SNOWBALL OF DARKSIDE P.D 2001.
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WHAT IS SANTA BLKS - CHRISTMAS LOG EVENT AND HOW DO I PLAY???:-
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THIS GAME IS A VERY SILLY ONE PLAYER SHOOTEM GAME (I THINK???).

SANTA HAS A FULL FART SACK AND NEEDS TO DROP ONE, HE IS ALSO IN A BAD MOOD!!!
HE THINKS IT WILL BE FUN TO DROP HIS DINNER ON THE PEOPLE OUT WALKING!!!
BECAUSE SANTA NEEDS TO GET BACK HOME YOU ONLY HAVE A LITTLE TIME TO DO THIS.
SO THE MORE PEOPLE YOU HIT, BEFORE THE TIME RUNS OUT, THE BETTER YOUR SCORE
WILL BE!!!!

LIKE I SAID ITS A VERY SILLY IDEA, BUT VERY FUNNY (IF YOU ARE ILL)!!!
THIS GAME IS JUST 1 IN A SET OF 4 SANTA BOLLOCKS GAMES (OR EVENTS).



WHY IS THIS GAME CENSORED???:-
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I HAD TO CENSOR THIS GAME BECAUSE THE FULL VERSION MAY UPSET A FEW FOKES
AND WE DONT WANT THAT NOW!!!

THIS VERSION HAS A FEW BITS OF EXTRA GFX AND SOUND MISSING, BUT DONT WORRY
YOU CAN REMOVE THE CENSORSHIP ON THIS VERSION WITH A PASS CODE!!!!

IF YOU WRITE TO ME I WILL WRITE BACK AND TELL YOU THE PASS CODE FOR FREE!!!!
SEE THE INFO AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS TEXT FILE!!!!

PLEASE STATE ON YOUR LETTER THAT YOU ARE OVER 18, THANKS!!!!


WARNING:-
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IF YOU ARE PLAYING THIS GAME FROM CD0:, YOU WILL NOT GET A HIGH SCORE
TABLE. THIS IS TO STOP THE GAME FROM TRYING TO WRITE ONTO A CD ROM!!!

IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR SCORES THEN COPY THE GAME TO FLOPPY OR HARD DRIVE!!!


HERE ARE THE CONTROLS FOR THE CHRISTMAS LOG EVENT:-
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PRESS JOYSTICK FIRE BUTTON (1) TO START THE GAME.

PRESS ESC TO QUIT TO WB OR CLI


DURING GAME PRESS:-
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PRESS ESC TO QUIT TO WB OR CLI

JOYSTICK  LEFT, RIGHT = MOVE SANTA LEFT AND RIGHT

JOYSTICK FIRE = DROPS SANTA`S DRAWS THEN HE DROPS A DUMP!!!


KNOW BUGS:-
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NONE FOUND, AS YET!!!!!


WILL SANTA BLKS WORK ON MY AMIGA???:-
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ALL SANTA BLKS EVENTS WILL WORK FINE ON ANY AMIGA WITH 2 MEG OR MORE OF
MEMORY, AND THEY DO NOT NEED ANY LIBS OR OTHER PROGRAMS TO WORK!.
THEY ALSO WORK FINE WITH FAST RAM ACCELERATOR BOARDS FITTED!!!

SANTA BLKS IS 100% P.D SO YOU CAN COPY IT, SWAP IT, PUT IT ON A COVER 
DISK, C.D ROM OR WHAT EVER YOU LIKE!!!

IF YOU WOULD LIKE ANY INFO ABOUT OTHER DARKSIDE P.D TITLES
THEN DROP ME A LINE!!!

JOHN SNOWBALL (DARKSIDE P.D)
22 FRONT STREET, TUDHOE COLIERY,
SPENNYMOOR, CO. DURHAM,
DL16 - 6TG.

I WILL SEND YOU A FREE LIST AS SOON AS I CAN!!!! 

THIS IS JOHN SNOWBALL OF DARKSIDE P.D 18/10/2001 OVER AND OUT!!!!!

SEE YA!!!...


